House rules
Store terms
Effective July 2026
Products and pricing
Prices are shown in US dollars. Product availability, accepted variants, shipping charges, and order totals are determined by our server. In-stock totals are confirmed in Stripe Checkout; deferred reservation totals are locked on the reservation form before consent.
Preorders
Apparel is sold only as a PRE-ORDER and is subject to the preorder policy. The sticker pack is the only currently in-stock item. Placing an order means you accept the disclosures shown before checkout.
Concept imagery
Apparel visuals are AI-generated concept imagery, not photographs of finished inventory. Final production may include minor differences. Material changes require notice and a cancellation option.
Order acceptance
An in-stock purchase or legacy paid order is accepted only after Stripe confirms payment. A deferred preorder is reserved only after verified card setup; saving a card is not payment and does not guarantee production. A future charge requires explicit consent and owner-approved production before manufacturing, plus advance notice and a cancellation option. Uncharged reservations may be cancelled without refund; already-paid orders affected by pricing errors, fraud concerns, unavailable production, or shipping limitations may be cancelled and refunded.
Appropriate use
Do not misuse the site, interfere with checkout, submit fraudulent orders, or attempt unauthorized access. Site artwork, names, and original copy may not be republished as your own.
Liability
To the extent allowed by law, liability for a product order is limited to the amount paid for that order. These terms do not waive rights that cannot legally be waived.